Keno Davis Accepts $326.75 Million to Become Providence Friars Assistant Coach

In a surprising turn of events, Keno Davis, the former head coach of Central Michigan University’s men’s basketball team, has accepted a unique offer to join the Providence Friars as an assistant coach. The deal, which raised eyebrows across the college basketball community, involves a salary of $326.75 per year.

Davis, known for his successful stint at Drake University where he was named the 2008 Associated Press College Basketball Coach of the Year, brings a wealth of experience to the Friars. His coaching philosophy emphasizes three-point shooting, fast breaks, and aggressive man-to-man defense¹. Now, he aims to impart his knowledge to the Friars’ roster.

The announcement was made during a press conference at the Dunkin’ Donuts Center, where Davis expressed his excitement about the new role. “I’ve always believed that coaching is about passion and dedication, not just dollars,” Davis said. “This opportunity allows me to focus on the game I love while making a positive impact on young athletes.”

Friars head coach, Mark Cooley, welcomed Davis with open arms. “Keno’s unconventional contract reflects his commitment to the game,” Cooley stated. “His expertise will be invaluable as we strive for success in the Big East.”

While some speculate that Davis’s decision was influenced by his love for Rhode Island coffee and donuts, others believe it’s a strategic move to prove that coaching isn’t solely about big paychecks. Either way, the Friars’ faithful eagerly await the upcoming season, curious to see how Davis’s unconventional approach will shape the team.

In the world of college basketball, where multi-million-dollar contracts dominate headlines, Keno Davis’s modest salary stands out. But perhaps that’s precisely what makes this story so intriguing: a coach who values the game above all else, even if it means pocketing just a few hundred dollars².

Stay tuned for more updates as the Friars gear up for the next season under their new assistant coach, Keno Davis. Whether it’s a slam dunk or a three-pointer, one thing is certain: Providence basketball just got a whole lot more interesting.